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I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. Now it’s syncing.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst kind.

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a type-O.

PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period.

We are going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

Broken pencils are really pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? The saurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of Communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

The earthquake in Washington was obviously the government’s fault.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

Velcro. What a rip off!

For all my photographer-friends!

This is a wonderful easy, quick volunteer opportunity, or even a ministry. Please read the following information!


From: Linzy Munger <>
Sent: Fri, April 27, 2012 12:40:21 AM
Subject: We need Ohio Volunteers!

“It’s one thing to make a picture of what a person looks like, it’s another thing to make a portrait of who they are.”   ~Paul Caponigro

Many of the children we work with everyday are only presented to potential adoptive families by a case number and a list of emotional or behavioral diagnoses.

With the help of our volunteer photographers we are able to present these children through pictures in the best light possible, expressing both their joy and personalities that often gets over shadowed because of their sometimes difficult past. We would like to thank our volunteers for giving their time to help us accomplish our mission of helping find families for every waiting child in foster care.

Currently we are searching for volunteers in Ohio, particularly in Columbus and surrounding cities.

Are you a photographer willing to volunteer?

Do you know someone who might be willing to make the difference in the life of a child by taking their photos?

Please contact Linzy Munger at!

We would love to hear from all that are interested!

Thank you again, we appreciate everyone who is interested in finding forever families for the children waiting in foster care.

Linzy Munger

A Family For Every Child

Executive Assistant &

Recruitment Coordinator

880 Beltline Road – Springfield, OR 97477

(541)343-2856 | FAX (541)343-2866

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