“Top Ten Signs You Joined a Lame Fraternity or Sorority”

10. Your fraternity pledge is to call your mother every night at 9:00

9. Your brothers are actually your brothers

8. Everyone walks with a cane

7. You really can’t tell if it’s a fraternity or a sorority

6. Instead of a “Toga Party,” they’re throwing a “Yoga Party”

5. The official mascot: bedbugs

4. Rush Week was keynoted by a guy named Limbaugh

3. Their version of “going Greek” means losing all your money and ruining your credit rating

2. Your sorority’s house mom is Michele Bachmann

1. They let you in