“Top Ten Things Overheard During Sarah Palin’s Bus Tour”

10. “Say, does this make me a Roads Scholar?”

9. “Make sure to drive slow enough so the reporters can catch up”

8. “99 hides of bear on the wall, 98 hides of bear…”

7. “No governor, you can’t get a chalupa at the Liberty Bell”

6. “Duh! Whining!”

5. “Anyone up for a side trip? Let’s go toilet paper Tina Fey’s house!”

4. “And that, of course, was before Paul Revere joined with the Raiders…”

3. “Hey, look, it’s Mount Rushmore. Which one is Limbaugh?”

2. “I’m going to love Air Bus One”

1. “I have half a mind to run for President”