“Top Ten Surprising Things Found On Osama Bin Laden’s Computers ”

10. “Welcome to Pakistan” letter from Pakistan’s president

9. Plans to attack Reading Railroad when passing Go

8. Amazon order for tea towels for Will and Kate

7. Al Jarreau

6. To Do List: Kill Osama (oh wait, that was on Obama’s computer)

5. DOS 3.1

4. Has become “Mayor of Hell” on Foursquare

3. Angry Kurds

2. Resume for “Two And A Half Men”

1. The Blue Screen of Death… To America!

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