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“Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear From Your Air Traffic Controller ”

10. “I’m thinking of a runway between one and ten…”

9. “This is just ’til I can go full time at the toll booth”

8. “Say, that’s the flight my ex-wife is on”

7. “I just had the craziest dream”

6. “That’s strange — are you in one plane or two?”

5. “Duh! Winning!”

4. “Can I land, can I land — is that all you people care about?”

3. “I’ll give you your landing instructions in a minute, but first: are you familiar with Amway?”

2. “Your landing is important to us. Please continue circling and the next available air traffic controller will be with you shortly”

1. “You are now entering Libyan air space”

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