TOP TEN PEEVES DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS

1
Blaming your farts on me…..
not funny… not funny at all !!!

2
Yelling at me for barking.
I AM A F-R-I-G-G-I-N’ DOG

3
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out!
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!

5

Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you’re not home.

6
The slight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whooooooo Hoooooooo – what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7
Taking me to the vet for ‘the big snip’, then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven’t you noticed the fur?

10

How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You’re just jealous.

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